1. Play all the video games in the world.
- I can't because my eyes might fall out.
2. Pop all the bubble wrap I want.
- I can't because I might go insane.
3. Unravel all the dental floss I want.
- I can't, my mom would kill me.
4. Play with rolls of tissue paper and throw em all over things.
- I can't, I'd look retarded.. wait...
5. Make my neck, finger, back, elbow & knee bones pop.
- I can't, I might stealth kill myself.
6. Shove massive amounts of popcorn/fries into my pie hole.
- I cant, my tongue would dry due to all their salt content.
7. Suck on a block of cheese all day long.
- I can't, for the fear of giant ninja cows might assassinate me in my sleep.
8. Grow a bad-ass biker goatee.
- I can't, because the goatee fairy won't let me.
9. Go to Japan.
- I can't; well, not yet. :P
10. Make a quick doodle for this post.
- I can't, because a cow borrowed my tablet.